are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
