too bad you live with your parents still
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize