I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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