Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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