i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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