Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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