My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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