meet me or not, i'm out of control
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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