do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
pray to the hookup gods
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
