it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
