What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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