You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your tits are I can't wait for
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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