Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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