Three words: puerto rican gang bang
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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