38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Damn victory sex feels great
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