She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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