he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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