I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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