he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
