Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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