wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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