Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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