i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Can I color on your dick again?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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