Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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