If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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