Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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