I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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