SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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