You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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