we have officially lost it.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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