so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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