I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
