She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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