She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
How's work?
Spinning.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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