yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
