nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Im part way to drunk.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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