I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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