I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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