For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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