Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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