so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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