...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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