Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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