Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
