My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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