I don't think brook has ever known best
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
did you just send me my own nude
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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