C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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