I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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