is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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