i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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