is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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