i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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