Don't you send me to vm
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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