New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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