glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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