The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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